Sunday, 14 February 2016

Parody Wars Part 5

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Title : Funky Elements
By : Parra for Cuva

This is a good song to keep up with elements
Let’s start with metals in group 1 they’re masterpieces
Lithium to caesium they have one valence electron
Going down the group these atoms more reactive and grow bigger

Group 1, sodium!
They make our foods taste better
Group 1, potassium!
They lowering high blood pressure
Group 1, hot damn
Gotta know them all, to help you recall
Group 1, hot damn
And they’re soft and melt too easy
Break it down

Chemists do it periodically, chemists do it on the table
This is the periodic table
We’ll sing about it from A to Zinc
We’ll sing about it from A to Zinc
We’ll sing about it from A to Zinc
Dance it out and keep in mind
Well soon your problems argon!
Come on

Don’t believe me, ask sir! (5x)

Stop!
Wait a minute
Let’s not forget we have halogens in it
Colourful, and non metals
Careful, they’re poisonous!
We have fluorine, chlorine, bromine and iodine
Pungent smell, and they bleach things
No they won’t conduct electricity

Halogens, chlorine
Keepin’ swimming pool microb free
Halogens, fluorine
Found in our bones and strong teeth
Halogens, hot damn
Gotta catch em all, gotta know em all
Halogens, hot damn
So reactive, negatively charged

We have good gases, we call it noble gases
They’re far right in the table
Low reactivity and so stable
From helium, krypton to radon
Shells are full thatll make em happy
Dance it out and keep in mind
Well soon your problems argon!
Come on!

Don’t believe me, ask sir! (5x)

Before we leave
Imma tell you a lil something
Transition elements, they’re ductile and malleable
They are also known as the d-block elements
Some paramagnetic, some diagmagnetic
With oxidation states, use as catalysts

Come on, guys, lets slide in, some extra properties
The central block they own it
From left to right, they shrinking
They are hard, and shiny
Conducting electricity
Metals like nickel, tin and lead
They form colourful compounds
Come on!

Don’t believe me, ask sir! (5x)
Periodic table
Periodic table
Periodic table
Periodic table

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